“The greatest sex toy ever invented may be the telephone. Sometimes there's nothing more erotic than a disembodied voice, no question more tantalizing than a whispered 'What are you wearing?' Especially when you can make up the answer. On the phone your hair always looks great, your legs are always shaved, your worst pair of underwear becomes a silk negligee.” LooksMaySometimesSexVoiceAnswersWorstHairPhonesLegsPairsToysTelephonesEroticUnderwearSilkTantalizing Author:Meghan Daum
“The real Wendy is a plain, regular girl with good skin. I do have hair, if he's wondering about that. I have lots of witnesses to that. [Chuckles] And I'm a homebody. When I get off the phone with you, Kam, I'm going to the grocery store, because our power was out for 4 days. As for breast augmentation, I do recommend it for women over 30 who have a couple of extra dollars. But it's not for a nutty schoolgirl who might just be doing it for a guy.” IfsRealMightGuyGirlWonderHairCoupleSkinsDollarsPhonesStoresWitnessExtrasBreastsGroceriesGrocery StoresWendyChucklesNuttyHomebodies Author:Wendy Williams