“I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife - I didn't put up for that stuff just to come in second.” GuyFightingGamesStuffWifeMissingHavensBabyMonthsMy WifeHotelAirplaneMy Baby Author:Barack Obama
“I haven't had a big-ass feature, somebody put me on a label, cash money didn't come scoop me up. I've literally put myself into millionaire position. All the stuff I've done and I'm doing has nothing to do with nobody. I don't owe anybody anything. No wife, no kids - I don't owe nobody nothin'.” DoneBigsKidsStuffWifeHavensPositionAssLabelsFeaturesCashMillionaireCash Money Author:Riff Raff
“In the rush of complex modern living, we have a tendency to laugh at the 'bring-Papa-his-pipe-and-slippers' approach to marriage - but most men are more than a little wistful at its demise. A man dreams of home as a haven and his wife as a romantic, fragrant creature whose most important goal in life is making him comfortable.” MenLittlesImportantHomeDreamLife IsGoalLaughingWifeModernHavensCreaturesComfortableApproachComplexesTendenciesPipeLife GoalDemisePapaSlippers Author:Arlene Dahl
“I think I'm damn lucky. I'm lucky that my kids are all straight, that they haven't ended up in jail, that they're all worthwhile human beings, thank God. Their lives are happy; they have happy partners, wives, husbands.” ThinkingHumansKidsHuman BeingsWifeHavensLuckyHusbandPartnersDamnJailThank GodWorthwhile Author:Lauren Bacall
“I haven't a clue about the biology or the psychology involved when a person dissolves into tears, but it is quite fascinating to note what turns them on. There are wives who can cascade over a late husband or a burned dinner, and equally pour tears of joy over a new bonnet or a renovated bathroom.... A while ago I took a ship back from Europe. Amid the tumbling confetti ... I found myself misty-eyed watching a young lady waving a tearful farewell to her boyfriend on the dock. I couldn't figure out if I was crying at her plight, or in delight that he wasn't coming along with us.” IfsPersonsYoungJoyTurnsFoundPsychologyWifeHavensCryFiguresTearsInvolvedSorrowHusbandLateEuropeNotesDelightDinnerShipsFascinatingBiologyBurnedClueFarewellBathroomPlightYoung LadiesMistyDocksTumblingCascadeBonnetsConfettiTears Of Joy Author:Malcolm Forbes
“Yes, I'm married. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies. The fact that I haven't even gotten close to cheating on her is a disappointment to us both.” FactsWifeHavensPoliticianMarriedDisappointmentMy WifeCheatingGood Politicians Author:Aziz Ansari
“Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven't made the bed and if you don't get the food on the table, I will go and just hire someone and you will become irrelevant. That is not how you make a marriage work.” IfsLooksMadeDifferentDoneWifeHavensBedTablesOur RelationshipIrrelevantThings DoneTell Your Wife Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
“If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.” IfsKidsWifeHavensStupidMy WifeDumbLiability Author:Ted Turner
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.” IfsWifeHavensSmileCopTrafficFunny MarriageYour SmilePrettiestHer SmileMake You SmileNice SmileMake Her Smile Author:Kin Hubbard
“The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.” ThinkingGivingSaidIdeasWifeHavensGiving UpGreat IdeaInseparableCamels Author:Groucho Marx
“My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.” ThinkingGivenWifeHavensMy WifePuzzles Author:Bill Gates
“Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore haven't spoken to each other since George W. Bush's inauguration. Not only that, Bill and his wife, Hillary, haven't spoken since Richard Nixon's inauguration.” PresidentWifeHavensFairsBillsClintonMagazinesFormerVanityReportsAlsGoreInaugurationPresident ClintonVanity Fair Author:Conan O'Brien
“There's ten of us, we've been best friends for thirty years. Ten guys. And their wives, and their kids, are all family now. I'm not big on keeping up on the phone, none of us are. Some guys I won't talk to for two months and then you pick up the phone and hear, "So, anyway." There's no guilt or where have you been? or what's been going on? or why haven't we talked? There's an ease to it.” YearsTwoBigsKidsGuyWifeHavensMonthsTenPicksGuiltPhonesEaseThirtyThirty YearsTwo Months Author:George Clooney
“You [can] become part of someone else's narrative. Every once in a while I would get people asking me questions like, "If your husband is a Muslim, then why haven't you converted to Islam?" Interestingly enough, almost every person who asked me that was a Sunni, and it was their not-so-subtle way of implying that my Shiite husband was a bad Muslim for letting his infidel wife run around unconverted.” PeopleIfsWayPersonsEnoughRunningWifeHavensHusbandAskingIslamNarrativeSubtleYour HusbandInfidelImplying Author:Annia Ciezadlo
“My main reader was my wife Sheila, and I haven't written a lot since she died.” WifeWrittenHavensReaderDiedMy WifeSheila Author:Dan Chaon
“I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.” KnowsSleepWifeHavensJudgingLawyerYesterdayMisfortunesRehearsal Author:Alphonse Karr