Best Hephaestus Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.”

Percy Jackson Sad Quotes Rick Riordan Hephaestus Pjo Battle Of The Labyrinth

“Read those old Greek writers and they go on and on for pages about every shield or piece of armor Hephaestus made, describing every color and decoration, what size grommets he used, how many nails and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry. I fell asleep just thinking about it.”

Humor Percy Jackson Hephaestus Zzz

Book:Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

“Headache!" Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache!" As if to prove his point, the lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, but did nothing for his headache. "Aspirin?" Apollo suggested. (he was the god of healing) "Nice cup og tea?" Hestia suggested "I could split your skull open," offered Hephaestus, the blacksmith god "Hephaestus!" Hera cried. "Don't talk to your father that way!" "What?" Hephaestus demanded "Clearly he's got a problem in there. I could open up the hood and take a look. Might relieve the pressure. Besides, he's immortal. It won't kill him”

Humor Percy Jackson Apollo Zeus Athena Hera Hephaestus Hestia

Book:Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

“They passed a couple of guys making a bronze windup toy. At least that’s what it looked like. It was a six-inch-tall centaur—half man, half horse—armed with a miniature bow. One of the campers cranked the centaur’s tail, and it whirred to life. It galloped across the table, yelling, “Die, mosquito! Die, mosquito!” and shooting everything in sight.”

Humour Hephaestus Toy Camp Half Blood

Book:The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Lou Ellen and the Hecate kids have been putting up magic barriers, and the whole Hermes cabin has been lining the hills with traps and snares and all kinds of nice surprises for the Romans!" Jake Mason frowned. "Most of which you stole from Bunker Nine and the Hephaestus cabin." Clarisse grumbled in agreement. "They even stole the land mines from around the Ares cabin. How do you steal live land mines?”

Hephaestus Clarisse Hermes Cabin

Book:The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Hephaestus: "I envy your mortals." Aphrodite: "As Area says, they die you know." Hephaestus: "They do. But the lucky ones live first [...] The luckiest ones spend time with you.”

Love Mortals Gods Aphrodite Hephaestus Lovely War

Book:Lovely War

Source: Lovely War

“The will was of Zeus, the hand of Hephaestus.”

Hands Zeus Hephaestus

Author:Aeschylus

“Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.”

Standing Photographer Lawyer Mars Adultery Detectives Venus Hephaestus

Author:Mason Cooley

“People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.”

People Persons Difficult Break Machines Fixed Hephaestus

Author:Rick Riordan

“Hephaestus glowered up at us. “I didn’t make you, did I?” Uh,” Annabeth said, “no, sir.” Good,” the god grumbled. “Shoddy workmanship.”

Said Annabeth Annabeth Chase Workmanship Hephaestus

Book:Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

“Don’t judge someone until you’ve stood at his forge and worked with his hammer, eh?”

Judging Hammers Hephaestus

Author:Rick Riordan

“Is that me?,' Leo said. 'Like me--having this dream--looking at me having a dream?”

Said Dream Like Me Hephaestus

Author:Rick Riordan

“Nothing lasts forever, not even the best machines. And everything can be reused. - Hephaestus”

Lasts Forever Machines Nothing Lasts Forever Lost Hero Hephaestus

Author:Rick Riordan

“Don't decide yet," Hephaestus advised. "Wait until daybreak. Daybreak is a good time for decisions.”

Waiting Decision Good Times Daybreak Hephaestus

Book:Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

“Well … Zeus approves, Aeolus muttered. ―He says … he says it would be better if you could avoid saving her until after the weekend, because he has a big party planned—Ow! That‘s Aphrodite yelling at him, reminding him that the solstice starts at dawn. She says I should help you. And Hephaestus… yes. Hmm. Very rare they agree on anything. Hold on”

Ifs Should Wells Helping Bigs Would Be Party Agree Saving Dawn Weekend Yelling Reminding Zeus Hmm Aphrodite Solstice Hephaestus

Author:Rick Riordan

“Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!” “Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak.”

Needs Holy Blow Coaches Kansas Percy Jackson And The Olympians Athena Leo Valdez Mark Of Athena Coach Hedge Hephaestus

Author:Rick Riordan

“It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor, always alone. Always misunderstood. Easy to turn bitter, make horrible mistakes. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed. -Hephaestus”

People Persons Turns Easy Difficult Mistake Break Machines Brilliant Horrible Bitter Fixed Misunderstood Inventor Always Alone Hephaestus Horrible Mistakes

Author:Rick Riordan