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“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.”

Ifs Needs Should Firsts Home Dies Drink Husband Cat Convinced Checks Cooks My Husband Coming Home Corpses Coke Refrigerators Ovens

Author:Jenny Lawson

“I wouldn't say that processed food, ready meals and even takeaways aren't relevant to modern life, it's just that over the past 40 years there are three generations of people who have come out of school and gone through their home life without ever being shown how to cook properly.”

People Years Home School Past Three Gone Generations Modern Ready Cooks Meals Relevant Modern Life Over The Past Home Life Three Generations Processed Food Takeaways

Author:Jamie Oliver

“I still cook at home. A lot of chefs I think don't cook at home. But I still do, I love cooking at home, I love having friends.”

Thinking Stills Home Cooking Cooks Chef Cooking Love

Author:Rene Redzepi

“I really like to cook and have dinner parties and I like to clean, it really clears my head and it makes me feel good to keep my home as a comfortable place.”

Feels Home Party Comfortable Clean Dinner Feel Good Cooks Dinner Party

Author:Jenny Slate

“TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder. His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder." The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder, for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an inference.”

Men Home Sides Taken Judging Murder Cooking Court Neighbor Shoulders Cooks Instruction Accused Slander Inference Technicalities Cleaver

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

“Trying to be original is futile. If you have no place to go, stay home and cook.”

Ifs Trying Home Originals Cooks Originality Places To Go

Author:Walter Darby Bannard

“At home I've got 1,500 cook books and the spines have all gone, the pages are all torn - it's chaos.”

Book Home Gone Pages Chaos Cooks Torn Spine

Author:Heston Blumenthal

“I don't have a nanny or a housekeeper, and I only have a cleaner for one hour each week. I finish work and go home. I cook the dinner. I run into Tesco and do the housework in the evening.”

Home Running Hours Week Dinner Evening Cooks Cleaners Fisherman Housework One Hour Nannies Housekeepers Tesco

Author:Victoria Beckham

“Now Momma's done away with the old black kettle she used to cook in when I was just littleAnd the door ain't sprung on her electric rangeThat little old farm and home we had it ain't there no more and that's too badFolks are doing away with the simple things.”

Littles Done Home Used Black Simple Doors Cooks Farms Electric Simple Things Sprung Momma Kettles

Author:Dolly Parton

“London has changed enormously and so have the English in the past decade. They're more like Americans and more like Europeans, too. They're always eating out, and when they're at home they don't cook the way they did ten years ago. They're all sitting around in cafés, like the Continentals, drinking coffee and chattering and watching the world go by.”

World Way Years Home Past Changed Ten Eating Sitting Years Ago Drinking London Decades Coffee Cooks Sitting Around Drinking Coffee Eating Out Always Eating

Author:Doris Lessing

“I never cook at home. After 15 hours at work, I don't have much of a desire to cook at home. I do eat at home, but it's always something simple. Raw nuts. Almonds, hazelnuts, pine nuts--these are marvelous products. I am, however, the type that likes to go out to eat a lot. I never tire of it.”

Home Desire Hours Simple Products Type Likes Cooks Nuts Marvelous Tire Almonds Hazelnuts Pine Nuts

Author:Ferran Adria

“A lot of people love the idea of improvising but are terrified of it, so I tried to make a book that was not a chef's book about improvising but a real home cook's book with a real home cook's pantry, supermarket ingredients, that sort of thing.”

People Book Ideas Real Home Cooks Ingredients Chef Terrified Supermarkets Improvising Pantry

Author:Sally Schneider

“I often go to lunch meetings with my agent, a gallerist or a casting director, but if not, I stay at home and prepare my own food because I love to cook. Im great at pasta, fish and nice salads.”

Ifs Home My Own Nice Directors Meetings Fishes Agents Cooks Lunch Casting Salad Pasta Stay At Home Casting Directors

Author:Jordi Molla

“Eating in Italy is essentially a family art, practiced for and by the family. The finest accomplishments of the home cook are not reserved like the good silver and china for special occasions or for impressing guests, but are offered daily for the pleasure and happiness of the family group.”

Art Home Pleasure Groups Special Eating China Occasions Cooks Accomplishment Silver Guests Impress Finest Reserved Special Occasion Pleasure And Happiness

Author:Marcella Hazan

“Become familiar with your home, but know also about your neighbors. The young man who never went anywhere thinks his mother is the greatest cook.”

Thinking Knows Men Home Young Mother Neighbor Familiar Cooks Young Man

Author:Chinua Achebe

“I will end up with someone in the arts. I am positive. I eat, breathe and sleep acting. And I'll end up with someone who is happy staying at home and having me cook supper. But I also really need to be intellectually challenged and stimulated. I want someone bookish, and someone who is passionate.”

Want Needs Art Ends Home Sleep Acting Passionate Breathe Cooks Staying Supper

Author:Ginnifer Goodwin

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