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“All the things that most people hate about traveling -- the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi -- are warm reminders that I'm home.”

People Home Hate Air Warm Digital Artificial Reminders Juice Lighting Sushi Up In The Air Recycled

Author:Ryan Bingham

“I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.”

Home Hate Goes On I Hate Twenties Fart

Author:Carl Barron

“I don't hate men, I just wish they'd try harder. Theyall want to be heroes and all we want is for them to stay at home and help with the housework and the kids. That's not the kind of heroism they enjoy.”

Men Want Trying Kind Helping Home Kids Hate Wish Enjoy Hero Harder Heroism Hate Me Housework Stay At Home Don't Hate

Author:Jeanette Winterson

“Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.”

Years Home Hate House Fun Causes Marriage Married I Hate Goddess Thrill Housewife Thirteen

Author:Roseanne Barr

“I hate repetition. Even when I am home and have to buy milk, I go a different way each time to avoid having a habit of anything. Habits are really bad. So to me it is really important to live in what I call the spaces in-between. Bus stations, trains, taxis or waiting rooms in airports are the best places because you are open to destiny, you are open to everything and anything can happen.”

“The way to work with a bully is to take the ball and go home. First time, every time. When there's no ball, there's no game. Bullies hate that. So they'll either behave so they can play with you or they'll go bully someone else.”

Way Firsts Play Home Hate Games First Time Balls Behave Bully

Author:Seth Godin

“I hate above all things a cross man. What right has he to murder the sunshine of a day? What right has he to assassinate the Joy of life? When you go home, you ought to go like a ray of light-so that it will, even in the night, burst out of the doors and windows and illuminate the darkness.”

Men Home Light Joy Night Hate Darkness Doors Ought All Things Crosses Window I Hate Murder Sunshine Rays Cheerfulness Joy Of Life Rays Of Light

Book:The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll

Source: The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll

“How do I know that loving life is not a delusion? How do I know that in hating death I am not like a man who, having left home in his youth, has forgotten the way back?...someday there will be a great awakening when we know that this is all a great dream. Yet the stupid believe that they are awake, busily and brightly assuming they understand things, calling this man ruler, and that man a herdsman- how dense!”

Knows Men Way Believe Home Dream Life Is Hate Left Stupid Youth Calling Assuming Forgotten Insight Awakening Awake Someday Delusion Rulers Loving Life Dense

Author:Zhuangzi

“We got email today from an LGF reader who was browsing the Lexis research system and discovered that anti-American, anti-capitalist icon Noam Chomsky has embarrassingly capitalist tastes; among other expensive property he owns a 36,155 square foot home near Cambridge, a 13,503 square foot vacation home, and four boats. And we won't even mention the cars. Teaching kids to hate their own country seems to pay quite well.”

“The maimed bodies aren't the worst. That's the easy way to hate war. The safe way. I - hate it just as much for the maimed souls that stay at home.”

Way War Soul Home Body Hate Easy Worst Safe I Hate Easy Way Stay At Home

Author:Fannie Hurst

“I don't like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I'm kind of boring.”

People Kind Home Hate Reading Stars Novel Bed I Hate Dancing Clubs Boring Staying Going Out Steel Dancing With The Stars

Author:Britney Spears

“suppose you invest time and effort in designing a new image for yourself. You get home and your husband takes one look and screams, 'Was the other person hurt? I see you've been in a head-on collision.' ... Men hate any change.”

Men Looks Persons Home Hate Change Hurt Effort Design Husband Appearance Scream Your Husband Collision

Book:Don't blame the mirror

Source: Don't blame the mirror

“I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.”

Home School Hate Shame

Book:Nigger

Source: Nigger

“I hate pants. This is something I have inherited from my father. He despised pants, and my mother was never allowed to wear them at home. We're talking about a different time period now, when the man was much more the ruler of the house. But I still feel that way, and neither my mother nor Maria is allowed to go out with me in pants.”

Men Way Feels Stills Different Home Mother Hate Father House Talking He Man Periods I Hate Pants Rulers Despised Different Times Time Periods

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger