“Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln by sending people to the theater.” PeopleWayYearsFunnyNextHonorTheaterReleaseNext YearAbrahamGood Way Author:Jimmy Fallon
“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.” IfsWritingMayBookFunnyRealizingTroubleFoolHonorHumorousWittyDirtyLiarsAbout YourselfThievesAutobiographyWriting A BookDeviationFinlandHonor Among Thieves Book:Groucho And Me Source: Groucho And Me
“If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.” IfsInspirationalHumansFunnyPoliticalPoliticsFearCommonHonorAchievementMadGraduationLowestCommon DenominatorLowest Common Denominator Author:Jimmy Carter
“Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.” MenHumorFunnyRememberFightingCrazyHonorSilly Author:Groucho Marx