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“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.” HumorFunnyThreeFourFoolHumorousHundredSixtyFunny InspirationalAprilPranksFools And FoolishnessApril Fools DayApril FoolsFools DayFunny April Fools DayFunny April Fools Author:Mark Twain
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