“I believe the term "blog" means more than an online journal. I believe a blog is a conversation. People go to blogs to read AND write, not just consume.” PeopleWritingBelieveMeanFunnyI BelieveTermConversationThoughtfulOnlineJournalBlogsBlogging Author:Michael Arrington
“I found myself declaiming, full flower, for an hour on the "utmost importance and urgency" of Blogging, telling him in no uncertain terms that, especially in a high-end niche business, Blogging is "the premier way" to have "intimate conversations" with his Clients. Funny thing, I believe it!” WayBelieveEndsFunnyFoundI BelieveTermHoursFlowerConversationImportanceIntimateThoughtfulClientsUncertainFunny ThingsUrgencyNicheBloggingIntimate Conversation Author:Tom Peters
“Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.” IfsThinkingBelieveWholeFunnyI BelieveDoubtHavensShadowWoodsOffenseChuckWoodchucks Author:Tim Allen
“I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.” ShouldBelieveHumorFunnyI Believe Author:Bo Burnham
“Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.” BelieveLongHumorFunnyDiesI BelieveLaughingProgramAttributesLong Life Author:Jeanne Calment
“And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"” IfsBelieveHumorFunnyI BelieveTakenShotsDoctorsPropertyBullets Author:Chris Rock