“but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.” HumorFunnyPrideDatingWittyBetrayalRevengeCleverWaitersIce Sculptures Book:The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats Source: The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal. Yes, dear journal. That's what I meant to say. Whew. Anyway, we have yet to discover America, and the crew has become increasingly rebellious. I have decided to turn back if we have not spotted it by Columbus Day. Will write again later if not killed by crew. P.S. Last night's buffet was fabulous, the ice sculptures magnificent.” FunnyAmericaDiscoveringJournalExplorersColumbusDiaryColumbus DayIce Sculptures Book:Another Whole Nother Story Source: Another Whole Nother Story
“If you are asked to build a castle, don't build it out of sand by the ocean, don't build it out of ice in the middle of summer. Build it with the best materials, with the best design, and with the intention to make it last the passing of time. That castle ought to be your legacy.” BuildingLegacyCastlesIce SculpturesSandcastleBuild To Last Author:F. A. Barillas
“The rooms were doors set into the twinkling snow sculptures of handsome men and women. Giants caught in the ice by their endless waves of beard and silken tresses, desperation in their frozen eyes. Maatje shivered. No, she didn’t like this floor at all. A scratching and a thud came from inside one of the snow statues: a woman shaped with cruelty so dazzling it looked like loveliness. Maatje jumped back. “I-I’m looking for the Manager.” A tap tap tap was her only reply. A finger on the door in the snow woman’s ravenous, gaping mouth.” FantasyDreamsSinisterIce SculpturesImpossible Hotel Book:The Dream Maker Source: The Dream Maker