“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.” WarInspirationFunnyPeaceTermCrazyMilitaryIntelligenceSillyContradictionMilitary Intelligence Author:Groucho Marx
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.” IfsKnowsMenWayInspirationTruthFunnyAsksCrazyHonestHonestySillyOne WayBeing HonestDishonestyHonest ManCrooksHonest TruthTruth And HonestyHonesty IntegrityTruth HonestyHonesty And IntegrityHonest And IntegrityHonesty Is The Best PolicyBeing LiedDishonesty And Lying Author:Groucho Marx
“If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.” IfsInspirationWould BeFunnySidesCrazySilly Author:Groucho Marx
“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.” DoeInspirationFunnyPoliticsMarriageCrazyStrangeSillyStrangenessGreat MarriageBedfellowsPerfect MarriageStrange Bedfellows Author:Groucho Marx
“Room service? Send up a larger room.” InspirationFunnyRoomsCrazyHumorousWittySillyRoom Service Author:Groucho Marx
“Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.” IfsInspirationFunnyCrazyHorseSillyWhips Author:Groucho Marx
“Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?” ShouldDoneInspirationCareFunnyCrazySillyShould II CarePosterity Author:Groucho Marx
“My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.” InspirationGuyFatherSillyStraight UpFunny Guy Author:Mike Myers
“By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.” MenTryingMeanInspirationFunnyLearningHumorousAdversityEndureWittySillyEnduranceAnother ManTimes Of AdversityFunny LeadershipEquator Author:Mark Twain