“Christianity as a specific doctrine was slain with Jesus, suddenly and utterly. He was hardly cold in his grave, or high in his heaven (as you please), before the apostles dragged the tradition of him down to the level of the thing it has remained ever since.” JesusHeavenLevelsChristianityColdPleaseTraditionGravesDoctrineApostles Book:The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929 Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929
“If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass for me With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free After three days in the ground.” IfsThreeJesusForgetMinesBrotherPleaseWineGlassesBartenderForget MeDon't Forget Me Author:Dave Matthews
“Preach My Gospel missionaries act in faith and are guided by the Spirit to help investigators learn truth. Please always remember Him, be worthy to represent Him, treasure up His word, allow the Holy Ghost to witness all truth, and observe, listen, and discern as you testify of Jesus Christ to honest seekers of truth.” HelpingRememberSpiritJesusChristHonestHolyPleaseJesus ChristWorthyTreasureGhostWitnessSeekersHoly GhostInvestigators Author:David A. Bednar
“Radical Christians are not people who wear Christian t-shirts. Radical Christians are those who bear fruit of the Holy Spirit...A little boy, Andrew, a Muslim shot him five times through the stomach and left him on a sidewalk simply because he said, 'I am so afraid, but I can not deny Jesus Christ! Please don't kill me! But I will not deny Him!' He died in a pool of blood, and you talk about being a radical Christian because you wear a t-shirt!” PeopleLittlesSaidI CanChristianSpiritJesusLeftChristBoysFiveBloodBearsHolyPleaseShotsJesus ChristDiedFruitDenyRadicalShirtsHoly SpiritStomachPoolCan NotT ShirtKill MeLittle BoysAndrewSidewalkRadical Christian Author:Paul Washer
“I have learned from Jesus Christ Himself what charity is, and how we ought to practise it; for He says: "By this shall all men know that ye are My disciples, if ye love one another." Never can I, therefore, please myself in the hope that I may obtain the name of a servant of Christ if I possess not a true and unfeigned charity within me.” IfsKnowsMenMayJesusNamesChristOughtPleaseJesus ChristCharityServantI Have LearnedDiscipleLove One AnotherPractise Author:Saint Basil
“If you ever feel distressed during your day - call upon our Lady - just say this simple prayer: 'Mary, Mother of Jesus, please be a mother to me now.' I must admit - this prayer has never failed me.” IfsFeelsMotherJesusReligiousPrayerSimplePleaseMaryVirgin MaryBlessed Mother Author:Mother Teresa
“The process of biblical change, explained in God's Word, begins when you repent of your sin and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. God has given you everything you need to make the changes in your life that will please Him and will lead to His blessings. As you continue to obey God's Word, biblical change toward maturity will occur in your life until you see Jesus face to face.” NeedsBelieveFacesJesusGivenProcessChristSinLordPleaseBlessingJesus ChristMaturityBiblicalRepentFace To FaceLord Jesus Christ Author:John C. Broger
“I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.” HumorFunnyFacesJesusGracePleaseGayAim Author:Bo Burnham
“There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok, can we get 8 of those please, give us 8 of those." There's the other one, you know, where you go "Ga... bt... Jesus, WHAT is that?" Very, very occasionally I concede you will hit a subtle one. You know, where you go "Ga... ba... ah, actually that's not that bad, that is. It's quite nice."” KnowsGivingWellsTwoHumorFunnyJesusNiceTypeDrinkPleaseWineSubtle Author:Dylan Moran
“If you have made covenants, keep them. If you haven’t made them, make them. If you have made them and broken them, repent and repair them. It is never too late so long as the Master of the vineyard says there is time. Please listen to the prompting of the Holy Spirit telling you right now, this very moment, that you should accept the atoning gift of the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoy the fellowship of His labor. Don’t delay. It’s getting late.” IfsShouldLongMadeMomentsSpiritJesusEnjoyChristAcceptingLordHavensMastersBrokenHolyPleaseRight NowLateJesus ChristLaborHoly SpiritToo LateDelayRepentFellowshipCovenantLord Jesus ChristNever Too LateVineyards Author:Jeffrey R. Holland
“Jesus regularly visualized the success of his efforts ... 'I always do what pleases God.' ... Was this conceit? Or was it enlightened creativity and self-knowledge? ...Jesus was full of self-knowledge and self-love. His 'I am' statements were what he became.” SelfJesusEffortCreativitySelf LovePleaseStatementsEnlightenedSelf KnowledgeConceit Author:Laurie Beth Jones
“Listen Jesus to the warning I give. Please remember that I want us to live. But it's sad to see our chances weakening with every hour. All your followers are blind, too much heaven on their minds. It was beautiful, but now it's sour. Yes, it's all gone sour.” WantGivingMindBeautifulRememberJesusHeavenHoursChanceGoneToo MuchPleaseBlindFollowersWarningWant USourWeakening Author:Tim Rice