“The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older. (It's insights like this that separate the professional book author from the person with a real job.)” PersonsBookRealFunnyJobsDiesLogicFinalsInsightChaptersReal Jobs Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty
“It's funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it's time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's a good idea.” PeopleMeanDoeIdeasAgeFunnyJobsCertainCollegeMassAssumingThoughtfulGood IdeasGraduatesBloggingCollege Graduates Author:Steve Pavlina
“The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.” IfsHumorFunnyJobsHouseProgramDriversDesirableYou Might Be A Redneck IfBeer DrinkingBeer DrinkersWrong Job Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done. School and prison.” WorldTwoDoneSchoolFunnyJobsLearningPrisonSchoolingPlaces In The WorldUnschoolingPrecedence Author:William Glasser
“I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.” IfsMenWantHumorTruthFunnyJobsWorkBusinessCostTell Me The Truth Author:Samuel Goldwyn
“We need to take responsibility and educate people. That's why black folks don't like me. I always say it's our responsibility to make safe neighborhoods. It's our job to get them cleaned up.” PeopleNeedsFunnyJobsBlackResponsibilitySafeFolksLike MeNeighborhoodEducateTaking ResponsibilityDon't Like Me Author:Charles Evers