“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.” PersonsHumorFunnyAmericaLawJusticeLuckLawyerChosenTwelveFavouriteModern WorldJuryAttorneyLaw And JusticeJustice And InjusticeLaw StudentsJudge And Jury Author:Robert Frost
“And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.” KnowsHumorPoliticalOpportunityNationsJusticeEqualSolemnPledgePolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously... Do not for a moment imagine that this life is the abiding place of justice; sin must be committed.” DoeMomentsHumorLife IsReligiousJusticeSinImagineSalvationCommittedThis LifeSinnerImagine ThatAbiding Author:Martin Luther
“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'” SaidHomeHumorLightFunnyHouseEnergyJusticeCuttingYesterdayChecksGermanyAnd Off Author:Steven Wright
“A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.” HumorFunnyFriendshipJusticeStreetsMinesWalkingVoodooAcupuncture Author:Steven Wright
“I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.” HumorFunnyHouseBornJusticeWindowSections Author:Steven Wright