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“I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.”

Quote by Steven Wright

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Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

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