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“The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.”

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Author:Lionel Richie

“I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in.”

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Author:Melanie Lynskey

“I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law.”

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Book:Byron: Selected Poetry and Prose

Source: Byron: Selected Poetry and Prose

“Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.”

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Author:Emily Yoffe

“Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick”

“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.”

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Author:Lenny Bruce

“If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room.”

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Author:Lyndon B. Johnson

“Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.”

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Author:St. Jerome

“Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with him, and they are talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. You have your mother-in-law and Hillary Clinton. Sounds like smooth sailing to me.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy. For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know.”

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Author:David Letterman

“If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.”

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Author:Laura Schlessinger

“To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife, the selfish daughter, the deceitful son - how can we do it? Only, I think, by remembering where we stand, by meaning our words when we say in our prayers each night, “Forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.” We are offered forgiveness on no other terms. To refuse it is to refuse God’s mercy for ourselves. There is no hint of exceptions and God means what he says.”

“Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.”

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Author:Jean-Louis Gassee

“A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law.”

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Author:Sin-Itiro Tomonaga

“Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did.”

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Author:Beverly D'Angelo

“a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.”

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Book:Lamb in His Bosom

Source: Lamb in His Bosom

“Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.”

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Author:Jay Leno

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