“A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.” LifeHumorLife IsWaitingPerfectDramaHumorousMethodDeadline Author:Alyce Cornyn-Selby
“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” HumorFunnyLife IsPerspectiveDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:Lewis Grizzard
“Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"” HumorMightFunnyLife IsStudyHumourGlassesCollectionsVillageSectionsEarnestNew YorkersAssistantsBookstoresCampusGrannyGreenwichGreenwich Village Author:Keith Waterhouse
“It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.” MenLooksImportantHumorYoungPoliticalLife IsQualityShotsMen And WomenBlockYoung ManQuality Of LifePolitical HumorNebraska Author:George W. Bush
“God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously... Do not for a moment imagine that this life is the abiding place of justice; sin must be committed.” DoeMomentsHumorLife IsReligiousJusticeSinImagineSalvationCommittedThis LifeSinnerImagine ThatAbiding Author:Martin Luther