“I've had experiences where people say, 'I hated jazz before I heard you guys!' I'm like, 'You didn't hate jazz before you heard us, you hated the idea of jazz.'” PeopleIdeasGuyHateHeardLike YouI HateJazzHated Author:Kamasi Washington
“It goes to extremes - from people saying I'm the best of all-time to people saying, "I hate that white boy." Who cares? At the end of the day, if people don't like you, they're not your friends anyway.” PeopleIfsEndsCareHateWhiteBoysLike YouI HateExtremesAll TimeThe End Of The DayWho Cares Author:Riff Raff
“I know people are saying they like you. I'm not being insulted or pushed around or anything. People are coming up because they like me. Nevertheless, I can't be everybody's...none of us can. I hate saying no to people.” PeopleKnowsI CanHateLike YouI HateLike MeNeverthelessSaying NoInsulted Author:Morgan Freeman
“I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?” PeopleThinkingWantShouldWritingSaidHumorFunnyFormHateDutyLike YouReturnMy FriendsI HateRacistJuryChinksJury Duty Author:Sarah Silverman
“Where you really have your eggs in one basket and that breach happens and you know you should go but you're still in love and you just don't know what to do. It hits you because it's not like -- you're a cheater, and a liar, and I hate you, and you're no good, and I'm leaving. It's not that. It's like, I'm tormented. Even though you've done this and I know it, I still don't know what to do. I know I should go, but I don't want to. And that's why it's such a f***ed-up thing.” KnowsWantShouldStillsDoneHappensHateLike YouI HateLeavingEggsLiarsHate YouAdulteryI Hate YouBasketsBreachCheaterStill In LoveEggs In One Basket Author:Jennifer Lopez
“I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Somebody just needs to tell the turkeys, "Man, just be yourselves!" I already like you, little fella. I used to draw you. If you had a couple of fingers missing, you would draw a really messed-up turkey. That turkey was in an accident!” IfsMenNeedsLittlesHumorFunnyUsedHateMissingLike YouCoupleDrawsI HateMadFingersAccidentsStoresTurkeysGroceriesMessed UpHamGrocery StoresFellasBolognaPastrami Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'” PeopleIfsFirstsLooksHumorFunnyHateSeeingLike YouSucceedI HateMotto Author:Demetri Martin
“I hate cosmetics companies. They get you addicted to the perfect lipstick or nail polish and then, six months later, they discontinue it. You have to buy your favorite colors like you're storing up for the Apocalypse.” HatePerfectCompanyColorLike YouMonthsSixI HateNailsApocalypseSix MonthsPolishLipstickCosmeticsYour FavoriteNail PolishFavorite Color Author:Lisa Kudrow
“I hate that feeling of being so full that you feel like you're gonna burst, so I try not to do that.” FeelsTryingFeelingsHateLike YouI Hate Author:Natasha Bedingfield
“Nobody's good. I hate it. I truly hate it. I mean, there's a lot of guys doing stuff I admire, but stand-up-wise I feel very alone. I really miss Bill Hicks. I wish I could have put him on my show. And I really miss Sam Kinison a lot. Richard Pryor's sick... It's like you get here and then, oh wait a minute, there's nobody here any more. I feel like the guy who finally got into Studio 54, three years too late, Duh, where are all the famous people?” PeopleFeelsYearsMeanShowsGuyHateThreeWishStuffWaitingWiseMinutesMissingLike YouLateSickI HateBillsStudiosAdmireToo LateThree YearsDuhHicksStudio 54 Author:Chris Rock
“Kids think the world is about them, so if you forgot to put the right flavor yogurt in their lunch, and they have too much homework when they come home, they're like, "You know I hate peach!" There's a part of me that's like, "I'm so sorry. I could have shown my love more."” IfsThinkingKnowsWorldHomeKidsHateToo MuchLike YouI HateSorryComing HomeLunchFlavorHomeworkPeachesYogurtI'm So Sorry Author:Julie Bowen
“I feel like it is only music where people are like, "You can't do this for other people, you have to do it for yourself." Which I hate.” PeopleFeelsHateLike YouI HateDo It Yourself Author:Thomston