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“Boys are like toilet paper. You rip them off, use them to wipe your ass, and then flush them down the toilet.”

Funny Boys Lmao Xd

Author:Aurora

“67 sigma skibidi rizzler”

Fun Childhood Lol Skull Trending Sigma Male Lmao Brainrot Lmaooo

Author:Audrey McGinley

“You’re fucking disgusting. You love being fucked by my cock. I bet you had a fucking lisp as a child. I bet you had occupational issues that made it hard for you to hold a pencil.”

Inspirational Why Wtf Lmao

Book:Paradise Logic

Source: Paradise Logic

“Are you starting your period? It’s not your time.”

Wtf Lmao Dante Is Wild Dark Verse

Book:The Emperor

Source: The Emperor

“His accent... British but crisper.”

Comedy Wtf Lmao Why Am I Still Here

Book:Keeper of the Lost Cities

Source: Keeper of the Lost Cities

“It had been Hero who’d given me his cell number and told me that he owed me one and to call if I needed anything. Getting an IOU from a thirteen-year-old had been wild—what was he going to give me, a box of cookies and a Playstation?”

Debt Cookies Playstation Lmao Iou Frick Off He Means Well Thirteen Year Old

Book:The Daymakers

Source: The Daymakers

“I’ll pass on California,” I laughed drily. “Too hot for me.” “You can handle me, I’m sure you can handle any amount of hotness.”

Funny Hot California Lol Hotness Lmao

Book:The Simple Answer

Source: The Simple Answer

“Do you want to sit down?” She perched her butt on the edge of his desk, remembering alittle too late that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. Easton levelled her with a cold expression. “On a chair, Carter.” “Right.”

Mates Awkward Student Professor Chair Lmao Commando Desk Kinda Inappropriate No Underwear

Book:Tourner

Source: Tourner

“Her mate had a girlfriend. Or at least he was sexually active. Or … just really into people swinging from the ceiling? She didn’t understand what the weird text was about. Maybe it was a settlement thing. Maybe the ceiling-swinging was a settlement thing too.”

Girlfriend Awkward Settlement Kinky Mate Lmao Yikes Swinging She S Funny

Book:Tourner

Source: Tourner

“I’m not Grisha. I’m a mapmaker. I’m not even a very good mapmaker.”

Alina Starkov Lmao Mapmaker Cartographer

Book:Shadow and Bone

Source: Shadow and Bone

“It… I... made a bond." I’d think this new contrite side of him adorable if I did not have a gripping sensation that he just turned the whole rutting world on its ears. "What kind of bond?" "Claiming." "Claiming what? Me? For what?" My head starts to spin. Quinton needs to get to the point. My bite mark heats and tingles as if it knows we are talking about it. Or maybe it is my mind playing tricks on me. "For me." Quinton runs his hands over his face and when he meets my eyes, his again brim with apology. "I claimed you. I bonded us together." "Like… siblings?" The bite mark flares, offended. For stars’ sake,” Quinton snaps. “Mates, Kitterny. I claimed you as a mate.”

Mates Offended Siblings Bond Lmao Lagging Slow Moment

Book:Dragons' Bride

Source: Dragons' Bride

“I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?”

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Author:Anonymous