“The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.” LongRunningMistakeColorHumorousClaimsVictimClubsLondonStoresReformGentlemanGermanyDepartmentNecksHidingInchesTied Author:Mike Harding
“The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form.” WantLongUseFormBrainHumorousPondsIrs Author:Dave Barry
“The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.” LongHumorousBarsDishesSoapSlime Author:Rich Hall
“In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.” LongRunningHumorousProgramLong RunsRubbleRococo Author:Alan Perlis