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“The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.”

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Mike Harding
Mike Harding

Mike Harding, born on October 23, 1944, is a British singer-songwriter known for his folk-style music and heartfelt singing. His musical career began in the 1960s, and he is recognized for his unique blend of folk, country, and blues. Harding's music has a wide appeal, and he has gained international recognition for his contributions to the music industry. more

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