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“Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.”

Quote by Walt Kelly

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Walt Kelly was an American animator and cartoonist best known for creating the iconic comic strip "Pogo." Born on August 25, 1913, he worked at Disney during its golden age, contributing to classic films like "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" and "Fantasia." In 1948, he launched the "Pogo" comic strip featuring a possum character, which became renowned for its sharp political satire and social commentary. Kelly won the prestigious Reuben Award in 1951. He passed away on October 18, 1973, at age 60, leaving a lasting legacy in American comic history. more

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