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“A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.”

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Raymond Simard
Raymond Simard

Raymond Simard is a former member of the Canadian House of Commons, born on March 8, 1958. He has been active in Canadian politics for many years and has held several important positions. more

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