“I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.” GivingFeelsLooksRealMinutesMomFlightGuiltyAgentsBusNurseTidesEstatesUnderwearBenchesRelievedPalinPepsiBus StopsEstate AgentsFlight AttendantFlossing Author:David Letterman
“Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'” LooksLongTurnsMomMembersSixDrinkingMy MomBloodyThanksgivingTurkeysFamily MembersThanksgiving DayThanksgiving ThanksKittiesThanksgiving HolidayHappy ThanksgivingFunny ThanksgivingThanksgiving FunnyThanksgiving Thank YouLove ThanksgivingThanksgiving GreetingsFunny Happy ThanksgivingThanksgiving LoveFamily ThanksgivingThanksgiving WishesThanksgiving And FamilyThanksgiving And LoveThanksgiving FamilyFunny Thanksgiving DayHappy Thanksgiving WishesFriends ThanksgivingThanksgiving TurkeyHappy Thanksgiving LoveTurkeys On ThanksgivingTurkey DayThanksgiving JokesDay After ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving Greetings Author:David Letterman
“I am compelled to continuously see the bright side. It is in my DNA. My kids look at me and say: 'Mom, you're so happy!' And I do feel happy. I feel joyful inside. I can't explain it.” FeelsLooksI CanKidsSidesMomJoyfulLook At MeDnaCompelledBright Side Author:Goldie