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“The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.”

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Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.”

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Author:Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

“O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.”

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Author:Saint Augustine

“I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!”

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Author:Bill Bailey

“When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.”

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Author:Emo Philips