“An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.” HardFunnyWinningSocialLossMediaGoldBlameSocial MediaDefenseSwimmingOlympicsMedalAustralianTweetGold MedalsSwimmerLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.” PeopleHumorFunnyLossCasesIdentityWorriedRisingScotlandEuroNational IdentityRising Prices Author:Frankie Boyle
“If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss.” IfsFunnyLosesLossNflPunters Author:John Madden
“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.” EnoughFunnyPoliticsLossDuesBankersDepositsBankers And BanksMismanagementBanks And Money Author:Dan Quayle
“In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.” LifeInspirationalTryingIdeasFunnyGamesLossMistakeSeasonsPressureWittyMaking MistakesHappy LifeGood IdeasLearning From MistakesMy MistakesGreat MistakesI Make MistakesLearn From Your MistakesI Have Made MistakesI Made A MistakeLife MistakesLearn From My MistakesUndefeatedMistakes And LearningMaking Mistakes And Learning From ThemLearned From Mistakes Author:Bill Vaughan
“They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.” KnowsWellsFunnyLossFameHungryPrivacy Author:David Sedaris