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“You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.”

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Author:Stephen Fry

“When valuing a startup, add $500k for every engineer, and subtract $250k for every MBA.”

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Author:Aaron Patzer

“An MBA doesn’t impress me. A GSD does. GSD = Gets Stuff Done.”

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Author:Christine Comaford-Lynch

“More business decisions occur over lunch and dinner than at any other time, yet no MBA courses are given on the subject.”

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Author:Peter Drucker

“Successful entrepreneurs may hate hierarchies and structures and try to destroy them. They may garner the disapproval of MBAs for their creativity and wildness. But they have antennae in their heads. When they walk down the street anywhere in the world, they have their antennae out, evaluating how what they see can relate back to what they are doing. It might be packaging, a word, a poem, or even something in a completely different business.”

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Author:Anita Roddick

“MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.”

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Author:Michael O'Leary

“From the comfort of distance, [Non resident Indians and Kashmiris] financially and emotionally support ideologies whose consequence they don’t have to face. They are not just a nuisance. As a collective they are dangerous. When men capable of murder receive the affection of engineers and MBAs, it makes them potentially far more lethal.”

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Author:Manu Joseph

“This is true even in organizations that are very focused on analysis and quantitative measurement, even among people who think of themselves as smart in an MBA sense. In highly successful change efforts, people find ways to help others see the problems or solutions in ways that influence emotions, not just thought.”

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Book:The Heart of Change: Real-Life Stories of How People Change Their Organizations

Source: The Heart of Change: Real-Life Stories of How People Change Their Organizations

“Financial hydrogen bombs built on personal computers by 26-year-olds with MBAs.”

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Author:Felix Rohatyn