“Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!” IfsShouldSchoolCoursesSexSportsMissingDeserveHarderOlympicsMedalAdultery Author:Lewis Black
“Let's face it, Fox News, you'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the public that Hillary Clinton was born in Kenya.” FacesPoliticsBornGoneComedyMissingNewsHarderClintonIdeologyConvinceFoxesKenyaFox NewsPartisanshipMiss Me Author:Barack Obama
“There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'” PeopleIfsPersonsStillsHardSchoolDarknessLaughingMissingHarderOld SchoolHangoverMissing A Person Author:Todd Phillips