“My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.” PeopleYearsBelieveMadeHomeHumorFunnyWalksDealsWatchesHappenedMomCoupleTerribleYears AgoMy MomListsHolocaustInterventionRabbiHolocaust DeniersSchindlerSchindler's List Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.” HumorFunnyDealsTalkingMomMy MomSubstanceFactoriesExesAbusersSubstance Abuse Author:George Lopez
“When you're a mom to three children, nothing bothers you. Trust me. Who cares what people say? I've got other things to deal with.” PeopleChildrenCareThreeDealsMomBotherWho CaresTrust Me Author:Faith Hill
“I didn't plan on being a single mom, but you have to deal with the cards you are dealt the best way you can.” WayDealsPlansMomBest WayCardsSingle MomBeing A Single Mom Author:Tichina Arnold
“I always knew I was going to be an artist. It was a done deal right from when I was very little. It sounds like the dumbest thing ever, but my mom used to doodle when she was on the telephone and she made these - they weren't just little scribbles - these little shapes and forms. I don't know why she did it. I've never seen her do it again.” KnowsLittlesMadeDoneFormUsedArtistSoundDealsMomShapesMy MomTelephonesScribbles Author:Jeff Vespa
“My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'” KidsTurnsDealsWatchesMomBedDucks Author:Lea Thompson
“When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the stuff that bothers me, so using my network - my girlfriends, my husband, my mom - I talk a lot, I vent.” PeopleKnowsWantStuffDealsMomHusbandMy MomUnhappyBotherGirlfriendMy HusbandMy Girlfriend Author:Michelle Obama
“Celine Dion is one of my heroes. The first song I learned was "My Heart Will Go On." And we sang "Because You Loved Me" for my mom which was a huge deal for me.” FirstsHeartSongDealsHugeMomGoes OnHeroMy HeartMy MomMy HeroCeline Author:Charice Pempengco
“I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.” GivingI CanProblemDealsTalkingLaughingComedyFansMomBattleWeightMy MomHonestlyPassingPassingsReleaseTherapyChestsPassing Away Author:Kevin Hart
“Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two or three kids, mom and dad working outside the home, that's not a very good deal.” IfsTwoHomeLightKidsAmericaThreeDealsMomDadVery GoodPopsAlsMainstreamPigsGoreMom And DadBulbsLight Bulb Author:Joe Barton
“Within the black community, roughly 60 percent of children are born to single moms. Moms don't have the emotional wherewithal to deal with their children. Their English is atrocious. Their speaking is atrocious. The dropout rate is horrendous.” ChildrenBlackBornCommunityDealsEmotionalMomPercentRateSingle MomBlack CommunityDropouts Author:Walter Dean Myers
“Motherhood has relaxed me in many ways. You learn to deal with crisis. I've become a juggler, I suppose. It's all a big circus, and nobody who knows me believes I can manage, but sometimes I do.” KnowsWayBelieveI CanSometimesBigsMotherDealsMomCrisisMotherhoodManageKnow MeRelaxedCircusBeing A MomJugglers Author:Jane Seymour