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“I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't go to bed, I pass out. The idea that I'd get to my bed and there'd be someone in there with whom I was supposed to have an activity is horrifying to me.”

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Author:Paula Poundstone

“Although the frankfurter originated in Frankfurt, Germany, we have long since made it our own, a twin pillar of democracy along with Mom's apple pie. In fact, now that Mom's apple pie comes frozen and baked by somebody who isn't Mom, the hot dog stands alone. What it symbolizes remains pure, even if what it contains does not.”

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Author:William Zinsser

“My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I met Keith Haring at SVA college where he was having an art show, later we had a group art show at the Mud Club in NYC. Keith owed me $50, so he gave me a large framed canvas with barking dogs that had large dicks. I painted over Keith's painting to paint flowers for my mom's living room.”

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Author:Steve Kaufman

“You can call me an angry ghost when I'm gone, or laugh into my disposition. But my mom will still see me as her wide-eyed wanderer out behind the garage inventing ways to fend off dog attacks that will probably never happen.”

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Book:Gentleman Practice

Source: Gentleman Practice

“When I was in high school, my mom gave me a paperweight. It was when I was going through my 'not that interested in doing homework or really working on anything' phase and the paperweight said "If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes." And that's sort of the same thing, if you're not always working to be in the front.”

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Author:Amanda Schull

“Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.”

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Author:Sammy Hagar

“My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.”

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Author:Queen Latifah

“There are a lot of people who helped make Queen Latifah who she is today. I don't forget, but a lot of people do and get big heads. My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home. I'm not allowed to get a big head; I've still got to do the simple things in life.”

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Author:Queen Latifah

“I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s.”

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Author:Avril Lavigne

“I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.”

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Author:Art Linkletter