“When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.” OrderWealthMoneyCuttingTaxesHighestRaisesBrokeStatesmanship Author:Will Rogers
“My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you're broke, that costs money.” KnowsEnoughMoneyWorstCostBrokeCharging Author:Louis C. K.
“You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.” ThreeMoneyBrokeThree TimesSaving Money Author:Casey Stengel
“Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.” IfsThinkingYearsHeartSometimesMoneyWonderHavensMy HeartDrinkingNotionAddictionIllnessAlcoholMental IllnessInsaneBrokeIf I CouldTouchedGet AwayRuinedAlcoholismDrug AddictionSeventeenBroke My HeartAlcohol AddictionAlcohol And LifeSometimes I WonderOvercoming AddictionAlcoholism Funny Author:Craig Ferguson
“Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.” KnowsFunnyInspiringMoneyDogStupidInvestmentSavingBrokePocketsSavingsNo MoneySaving MoneyFunny MoneyMoney Isn't Everything Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.” MindStatesWealthPoorMoneyConditionsBrokeTemporaryState Of Mind Author:Richard Francis Burton
“It is once your ideas have been transformed into enough money, and if all failed, you would still live your lifestyle, and you understand that just because you have made more money than most, you are not better than the common person. We are all going to die broke.” IfsLifePersonsHas BeensMadeStillsIdeasEnoughDiesWealthMoneyCommonLifestyleBrokeTransformedMore MoneyLive Your Life Author:Tim Blixseth
“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.” MayArtSaidMoneyPowerfulHumorousSimplicityWittyDebtIncomeBrokeFunny MoneyFrugalityBeing BrokeTalking About Money Author:e. e. cummings