“I just love to shop. If I could, I would shop every single day in every single store and spend all of my money which, you know, I do anyway.” IfsKnowsMoneyStoresIf I CouldShops Author:Ariana Grande
“The earth yields up her stores, of every ill The instigators; iron, foe to man, And gold, than iron deadlier.” MenEarthMoneyWeaponsGoldIllStoresIronYieldFoeInstigators Author:Ovid
“The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."” GivingSaidHumorFunnyMoneyGunGive MeStoresDepartmentHallsVaultsPricingDepartment StoresHairballs Author:Steven Wright
“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.” ThinkingMoneyLosingCustomersStoresBargainsBargainingLosing Money Author:Kin Hubbard
“Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.” LooksChildrenLongMightEyeMoneySittingDisappearStoresSupposed To BeExplanationExtrasSuspiciousGroceriesSitting AroundGrocery StoresSnicket Author:Daniel Handler
“The faster we grew, the more stores we had open, the more money we made. Employees move quickly up the ranks of a company that's growing fast. Shareholders made a lot of money. If you invested $25,000 from January 1987 to January 1994, you'd have more than a million dollars. I get a lot of personal satisfaction from that.” IfsMadeMovingMoneyCompanyMillionsGrowingGrewDollarsSatisfactionStoresFasterEmployeeMore MoneyLots Of MoneyMillion DollarsJanuaryShareholdersPersonal Satisfaction Author:Wayne Huizenga
“Our philosophy has been to be fiscally conservative, so we can be operationally aggressive. We're not using borrowed money to grow. So we'll put up a store just to get there before the competition. If it doesn't work, we'll close it and lose a little equity. It won't kill us.” IfsLittlesHas BeensPhilosophyGrowsLosesMoneyCompetitionConservativeStoresAggressiveEquityBorrowedBorrowed Money Author:Wayne Huizenga