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“Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?”

Wells Answers Rocks Prepared Wwe Monkeys Kevin Anus

Author:Dwayne Johnson

“The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.”

Knows Giving Film Father Politics Team Son Picks Democrat Toms Crew Monkeys Spiders Teddy Father And Son National Geographic Film Crew

Author:Dennis Miller

“Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will throw his own feces at you.”

Littles Politics Media Bites Monkeys Bananas Chuck

Author:Jon Corzine

“The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.”

Men Motivational Dangerous Instinct Brown Customs Monkeys

Book:Assignment in Eternity

Source: Assignment in Eternity

“We find ourselves more taken with the running up and down, the games, and puerile simplicities of our children, than we do, afterward, with their most complete actions; as if we had loved them for our sport, like monkeys, and not as men.”

Ifs Men Children Running Action Games Sports Taken Our Children Simplicity Monkeys Up And Down

Book:Montaigne's Essays: Top Essays

Source: Montaigne's Essays: Top Essays

“Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.”

People Thinking Way Wells Looks Buying Throwing Considering Monkeys Look At Me Mellow

Author:Robert Downey, Jr.

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense if quoted as it stands. The average man ought to be allowed a quotation of no less than three sentences, one to make his statement and two to explain what he meant. Ralph Waldo Emerson was about the only one who could stand having his utterances broken up into sentence quotations, and every once in a while even he doesn’t sound so sensible in short snatches.”

Source: My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew

“I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.”

Ifs Want Shows Sound Perfect Successful Tvs Bunch Tv Shows Monkeys Pretentious

Author:Scott Caan

“It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent interference. If our monkey mischief should ever reach the point of blowing up the earth by decomposing an atom, and even annihilated the sun himself, I cannot really suppose that the universe would turn a hair.”

Ifs Should War Sometimes Whole Earth Turns Universe Sun Pieces Hair Strikes Atoms Monkeys Mischief Interference Blowing Up Impudence

Author:Aleister Crowley

“Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.”

People Too Much Handle Disguise Monkeys Free Time Paws

Author:Douglas Coupland

“People will always work harder if they're getting well paid and if they're afraid of losing a job which they know will be hard to equal. As is well known, if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.”

People Ifs Knows Wells Hard Jobs Pay Known Hard Work Equal Losing Harder Paid Monkeys Well Known Payment Work Harder Peanuts Get Well

Book:Hammer

Source: Hammer

“Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.”

Way Feels Asks Intimate Monkeys Southerner Lice

Book:Tongues of Angels: A Novel

Source: Tongues of Angels: A Novel

“I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.”

Ifs Reason Complaining Tunes No Reason Organs Secretary Monkeys Attacking Grinder

Author:Aneurin Bevan

“I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.”

Animal Dog Cat Tails Monkeys

Author:Bob Dylan

“You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.”

Animal Hell Beats Chests Monkeys

Author:Bruce Springsteen

“And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.”

Writing Desire Reading Clever Monkeys

Author:Russell Banks

“I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being shot, being hit by a car, going blind - you name it, I have been in a situation where I have had to mentally overcome my inherent fears to do my job.”

Has Beens Would Be Jobs Names Situation Fire Car Shots Overcoming Blind Angry Height Inherent Terrified Monkeys Snakes Spiders Needles

Book:Mindfreak: Secret Revelations

Source: Mindfreak: Secret Revelations

“Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.”

Love Facts Passion Addiction Monkeys Junkie

Author:Elton John

“My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.”

Men Care Family Don't Care Old Man Monkeys Barrels Old Lady

Author:Elton John

“A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.”

Firsts Universe Politics President Harmony Monkeys Peace And Harmony

Author:Tom T. Hall

“I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.”

Want Feels Sometimes Acting Tools What You Want Burned Monkeys Burned Out

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like.”

World Remember Chance Tree Bird Monkeys Kenya Overhead

Author:Joanna Lumley

“Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.”

Sex Accepting Genius Customs Monkeys

Book:Friday

Source: Friday

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