“Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ... Obama is also the first Democrat to receive more than 50 percent of the vote since Jimmy Carter, the first senator to be elected since Jack Kennedy, the first Muslim to be ... I said too much.” FirstsMaySaidStatesLastsAmericaNightBlackPresidentUnitedUnited StatesToo MuchHeardPercentVoteDemocratBarackSenatorsUnited States Of AmericaHistoricLast NightJimmyCarterJack Kennedy Author:Jon Stewart
“The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the long face?” LongBigsLastsFacesNightPercentVoteWinnerSenatorsLast NightJohn KerryHampshireNew Hampshire Author:Jay Leno
“Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush has been right more than ninety percent of the time? I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to take a ten percent chance on change.” ThinkingKnowsDoeHas BeensChanceReadyTenJudgmentPercentLikesSenatorsNinetyNot ReadyMccain Author:Barack Obama
“Senator apparently having overcome his loyalty to his wife and father. [Ted] Cruz finally came out and endorsed Donald Trump writing on Facebook, "If Clinton wins, we know with 100 percent certainty that she would deliver on her left-wing promises with devastating results for our country. My conscience tells me I must do whatever I can to stop that."” IfsKnowsWritingI CanCountryFatherWinningLeftResultsWifeTrumpPromisePercentConscienceOvercomingWingsClintonLoyaltyOur CountryCertaintySenatorsLeft WingCruz Author:Chris Hayes
“Senator McCain believes there ought to be a limit to how much the government can take from anybody, and he believes that today with the federal tax rate at 35 percent that that's more than the government ought to be taking from any individual regardless of how much they make.” BelieveGovernmentTodayIndividualOughtLimitsTaxesPercentRateSenatorsMccainFederal Taxes Author:Karl Rove
“I supported Israel 100 percent as a senator for 28 years and I've supported it 100 percent as Secretary of State.” YearsStatesPercentIsraelSecretarySenators Author:John F. Kerry
“Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough.” EnoughPercentIncreaseSenatorsFundingMassachusettsGovernment FundingEducation Funding Author:George W. Bush
“Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.” DoePercentAbortionParenthoodSenatorsUnbelievablePlanned Parenthood Author:Stephen Colbert
“I'm not a professional politician. I'm a professional problem solver, and I believe we should cut the salaries of senators and congressmen 10 percent until they balance the budget. I call that conservative common sense.” ShouldBelieveProblemI BelieveCommonCuttingBalancePoliticianPercentConservativeCommon SenseBudgetsSenatorsSalaryCongressmanProblem Solvers Author:Herman Cain