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“In hell there's a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never opened. No phone so you can't call home, and the TV works, but the clicker is broken.”

Home Bigs Evil Hell Tvs Broken Window Phones Bars Hotel

Author:Billy Joel

“You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.”

Home Waiting Phones Rings Masturbation

Author:Billy Joel

“Those of us with ravaged faces, lacking in the social graces, desperately remained at home, inventing lovers on the phone.”

Home Faces Social Grace Lovers Phones Lacking Inventing Low Self Esteem Social Graces

Author:Janis Ian

“He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.”

Giving Use Asks Car Dating Phones Batteries

Author:Frank Zappa

“Basically he never went to work and didn't have a job. Of course I thought he did. I thought he was on the phone doing business deals instead of borrowing money from people.”

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Author:Christie Brinkley

“In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking.”

Funny Used Talking Technology Paper Phones Email Stamps Old Days

Author:Peter Sagal

“Call up, ring once, hang up the phone to let me know you made it home. Don't want nothing to be wrong with my part time lover.”

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Author:Stevie Wonder

“What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you.”

Enough Guy Kissing Phones Rejection Germs Pneumonia

Author:Dionne Warwick

“Sending a message on a mobile phone is not the most natural of ways to communicate. The keypad isn't linguistically sensible.”

Way Natural Messages Phones Communicate Sensible Mobile Mobile Phones Sending A Message

Author:David Crystal

“I'm always working. I don't really set limits. I tend to go in bursts. And in between, I'm doing my taxes, answering the phone, and all those kinds of things. I waste a lot of time. Computers take a lot of time. I love computers.”

Kind Limits Taxes Waste Computer Phones Always Working Answering The Phone

Author:Richard Dooling

“I just went off for two months traveling around Europe on a motorcycle and pretty much turned my phone off. I did 5,000 miles with my dad. We went through Holland, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Italy... and then I did Spain and France by myself.”

Two Months Dad Europe My Dad Phones Miles France Germany Spain Motorcycle Two Months Holland Austria Bosnia Croatia

Author:Michael Fassbender

“Whether it's on top of a phone booth or a $200 million soundstage, it's about stories.”

Stories Millions Phones Phone Booth

Author:Peter Gallagher

“My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.”

Life Ideas Hard Kids Life Is House Phones Teenage Life Is Hard Hard Life

Author:George Foreman

“These days, children can text on their cell phone all night long, and no one else is seeing that phone. You don't know who is calling that child.”

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Author:Kamala Harris

“Nowadays we have so many things that take our attention - phones, Internet - and perhaps we need to disconnect from those and focus on the immediate world around us and the people that are actually present.”

People World Needs Attention Focus Internet Phones

Author:Nicholas Hoult

“The iPod made music mobile, but today, how many devices do you need to walk around with? You want it on just one. And inevitably that's going to be the phone.”

Want Needs Made Today Walks Phones Just One Devices Mobile Ipods

Author:Edgar Bronfman, Jr.

“I didn't have any vices before the Internet. There are a lot of cracks in the day, moments where you don't know what to do next, so you have a little hole where you look at your phone. You want something that will mean you're not alone in that moment.”

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Author:Miranda July

“A lot of people don't know how to talk on the phone anymore.”

People Knows Know How Phones Djs

Author:Carly Rae Jepsen

“The technology is just so far gone. It's just like back in the day you needed a suitcase just to have a cell phone. The battery was so heavy, it was like carrying a gallon of soda around with you all day.”

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Author:Jam Master Jay

“I got a phone call from Douglas Campbell and from Jerome Guthrie, who offered me a job out of the blue.”

Jobs Blue Phones Phone Calls

Author:Jeffrey Jones

“I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.”

Needs Doe Would Be Beautiful Hair Phones Als Gorgeous Phone Calls

Author:Nick Kroll

“My wife will tell you it's the little things, like driving my boys to school on my days off so she can rest. We're not into PDA, but every time we end a phone conversation, we say 'sarang,' which means love in Korean.”

Mean Littles Ends School Boys Wife Conversation Phones My Wife Driving Little Things Korean Days Off My Boys Mean Love Pda

Author:Daniel Dae Kim

“My two must-haves are my cell phone and my MacBook Pro laptop, which allows me to update my Web site from wherever I am, whether I'm in Africa or in Sun Valley skiing.”

Two Sun Phones Cells Valleys Site Cell Phone Laptops Skiing Updates Macbook

Author:Daryn Kagan

“I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts.”

Years Numbers Phones Contact Phone Numbers Number 10

Author:Rob Kardashian