“A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. You know, because it would be rude to say 'anyone but Donald Trump.'” KnowsWould BePoliticalNextFoundPresidentTrumpPercentVotersRudePolls Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Fifty percent of Winston is genius, fifty percent bloody fool. He will behave like a child.” ChildrenPoliticalPoliticsFoolGeniusPercentBehaveFiftyBloody Author:Clement Attlee
“About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.” HumorPoliticalNationsBornPercentCiviliansPolitical HumorWorkforce Author:George W. Bush