“President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal.” KnowsWantDifferentEndsWholeCareAsksPresidentDealsMilitaryPolicyYeahDon't CareConfusedPresident Obama Author:David Letterman
“If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don't care for human beings.... What I am condemning is that one power, with a president [George W. Bush] who has no foresight, who cannot think properly, is now wanting to plunge the world into a holocaust.” IfsThinkingWorldHumansCountryStatesCareAmericaPresidentHuman BeingsUnitedUnited StatesCommittedDon't CareHolocaustUnited States Of AmericaForesightPlungeAtrocitiesUnspeakableCondemningPresident George W Bush Author:Nelson Mandela
“Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.” NeedsWellsCareRunningPresidentDon't CareI Don't CareRetiringHobbiesRomney Author:David Letterman
“Even if people aren't Republicans, it doesn't seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor! This is not only a bar too low, this is no bar at all. I don't care who you are, you know 20 people smarter than Ronald Reagan. You know 20 people who would be a better president than Ronald Reagan.” PeopleIfsKnowsWellsSeemsWould BeCareCoursesPresidentRepublicanLowsWho You AreDon't CareBarsI Don't CareGovernorsSmarterShockingSchwarzenegger Author:Fran Lebowitz
“As President, I will institute a procedure in which all convicted criminals will have this brass ring will be surgically implanted into their foreheads-Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don't care if you're 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you're a first-time offender, you're gonna go to Purgatory and it's not gonna be fun!” IfsKnowsYearsFirstsCareFunPresidentFirst TimeDon't CareCriminalsRingsI Don't CareProceduresForeheadsInstituteOffendersBrassPurgatory Author:Bob Backlund
“I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.” ThinkingWorldEndsHumorCareFunnyPresidentDon't CareI Don't CareEnd Of The World Author:Marc Maron