“He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President.” LightRunningPresidentRecordsChangedRepublicanConservativeDriversMore TimeRomneyFlipCamelsJohn KerryBulbsLight BulbFlip FlopsChandeliers Author:Mike Huckabee
“[I]t's an honor to be a food stamp president. Food stamps feed the hungry. Food stamps save the children. Food stamps help the farmer. Food stamps help the truck driver. Food stamps help the warehouse. Food stamps help the store. Food stamps hire people and feed people. Food stamps save people from starvation and malnutrition. ... Give President Barack Obama a big hand. Show your love. Show your appreciation.” PeopleGivingChildrenHelpingShowsHandsBigsPresidentHonorAppreciationStoresHungryBarackDriversFarmersStampsTruckStarvationPresident Barack ObamaMalnutritionWarehouseFood StampsTruck DriverSave The Children Author:Jesse Jackson
“It was reported in the paper that President Bush received a 'warm reception' from the Daytona 500 drivers. Well sure, the drivers had never met anyone who was sponsored by more oil companies than they were.” WellsPresidentCompanyMetsPaperWarmOilDriversPresident BushReceptionOil CompaniesDaytonaDaytona 500 Author:Jay Leno
“I'm a millionaire, I guess, but I'm just a normal person and I like everybody, taxi drivers, whoever you are, to call me by my first name and talk to me on a man-to-man basis. I think the garbage collector is as important as the goddamned president.” ThinkingMenFirstsPersonsImportantNamesPresidentNormalBasesCall MeDriversGarbageMillionaireCollectorsTalk To MeTaxi Author:Ted Turner