“Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.” RunningNightPresidentTrumpLateNewsComedianSupporterLate Night Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.” KnowsRunningPresidentTrumpBirthCertificatesBirth Certificate Author:Jay Leno
“Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.” IfsSaidRunningPresidentTermReturnTrumpBirthTaxesReleasePresident ObamaCertificatesBirth CertificateTax Returns Author:Conan O'Brien
“NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.” IfsMayDoeRunningPresidentTrumpExecutivesApprenticeNbc Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump is going to make an announcement about running for President on the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice. Not to be outdone, the same night the Cake Boss will reveal his plan for overhauling Medicare.” RunningNightPresidentPlansTrumpSeasonsBossCakeMedicareApprenticeAnnouncementsFinale Author:Conan O'Brien
“Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.” KnowsRunningPresidentTrumpPublicityInsiders Author:David Letterman
“Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.” IfsCountryShowsRunningPresidentBornTvsHairTrumpCriticsIllegalTv Shows Author:Conan O'Brien
“It's starting to look like Donald Trump may be a serious presidential candidate. If you're in my line of work, Trump running for president for real is the greatest thing that has ever happened.” IfsLooksMayRealRunningPresidentLinesHappenedSeriousTrumpStartingPresidentialCandidatesPresidential CandidateUs President Author:Conan O'Brien
“Trump says he wants to run for president. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.” WantFirstsHomeRunningBlackPresidentTrumpFirst TimeWhy NotBlack Family Author:Snoop Dogg
“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.” RunningPresidentMorningHairTrumpFriday Author:Albert Brooks
“Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.” WantRunningLastsPresidentForgetBabyLast TimeHaving A Baby Author:Phil Gramm