“Everybody really knows what to do to have his life filled with joy. What is it? Quit hating people; start loving them. Quit being mad at people; start liking them. Quit doing wrong; quit being filled with fear. Quit thinking about yourself and go out and do something for other people. Everybody knows what you have to do to be happy. But the wisdom of the test lies in the final words: "If ye know these things, happy are ye if ye do them."” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsChristianJoyLyingReligionHateTestsMadFilledFinalsQuittingAbout YourselfHate PeopleMasonicThinking About YouFinal WordsThinking About YourselfBeing Mad Author:Norman Vincent Peale
“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.” LooksReligionGamesMadGamer Author:Bill Maher
“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” DoeShowsFunnyReligionFaithBeliefAtheismCrazyProveMadnessMadWittyInsanityReligious FaithCasualLunaticAtheisticAsylumsPhilosophy Of ReligionReligious PhilosophyPhilosophy And ReligionInsanity And SanityInsane AsylumLunatic AsylumsGerman Philosopher Author:Friedrich Nietzsche
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.” LifeMadeGodFunnyReligionPrayerLordEnemyAtheismCrazyMadAtheistRidiculousGrantedReligion GodGreatest Atheist Author:Voltaire
“Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.” ReligionAtheismCrazySweetCapacityMiracleMadAtheistAnti ReligiousFunny AtheistMother Night Book:Mother Night: A Novel Source: Mother Night: A Novel