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“If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.”
“The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.”
“Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.”
“Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”
“Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?”
“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.”
“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
“Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.”
“A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“What year did Jesus think it was?”
“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?”
“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.”