“On Tuesday, Utah Candidate Mia Love became the first black Republican woman elected to Congress. She's also a Mormon. Yeah, a black female Republican Mormon. Even unicorns are saying, 'Not buyin' it.'” FirstsBlackLove IsRepublicanFemaleYeahCongressCandidatesTuesdayUnicornUtahMia Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Did you hear what the Republicans have said about Hillary Clinton? They say she's too angry to be president. Hillary Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, too angry to be president. When she heard this, Hillary said, 'Oh yeah? I'll rip your throats out, you bastards.'” SaidPresidentHeardRepublicanYeahAngryClintonThroatSenatorsRip Author:David Letterman
“The longest-serving Republican Senator, Alaska's Ted Stevens, found guilty just a few hours ago on all charges in his corruption trial. Do you know this story? He failed to report he had some work done on his house. Yeah, here's the bad part. You know who did the work? Joe the plumber. Unlicensed.” KnowsDoneStoriesFoundHouseHoursRepublicanYeahCorruptionTrialsGuiltyReportsServingDo You KnowSenatorsAlaskaWork DonePlumber Author:Jay Leno
“Before it was emails, it was Benghazi, and the Republicans were stirring up so much controversy about that. And I testified for 11 hours, answered their questions. They basically said yeah, didn't get her. We tried. That was all a political ploy.” SaidPoliticalHoursRepublicanYeahEmailControversyStirringPloyBenghazi Author:Hillary Clinton
“Yeah, well, that's not how you win the presidency, you dummkopfs. You get 270 electoral votes, and we got 306. Kellyanne [Conway] now explains how Republicans crushed Democrats all over the country. This is the thing that I don't think they've come to grips with yet.” ThinkingWellsCountryWinningRepublicanVoteYeahDemocratPresidencyCrushed Author:Rush Limbaugh