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“Some rules are so nonsensical, they’re meant to be broken.”

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Book:The Path to a Meaningful Life

Source: The Path to a Meaningful Life

“Fight, fight, fight and get that money, money, money. ’Cause happiness can’t buy even a nickel.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“Loving your work doesn’t mean finding a job you can tolerate for eight hours a day, but rather a job that gets you flying out of bed in the morning like a Jack Russell who just had a firecracker stuffed up his ass.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“If everything’s treated as an exception, there is no rule.”

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Book:The Path to a Meaningful Life

Source: The Path to a Meaningful Life

“There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“Don’t waste time worrying about work/life balance, or looking for your best self, sham “secrets” or any other snake oil being pushed by sloppy hippies who have never built a business, let alone a bankroll, or you will wake up 20 years from now poor, pissed off and primed for a midlife crisis.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“First, if you participate in Movember, fuck you. Second, if you want to raise money for prostate cancer (a noble cause), do it the old-fashioned way, by either begging for it or exerting yourself physically for donations. Sitting on your ass and letting nature take its course above your upper lip is not the same thing as running a 10K at a local high school or breaking out the set of power tools your dad gave you as a housewarming present collecting dust in your garage and using them to go out and build a habitat for humanity. Maybe I can raise money for rectal cancer by getting people to pledge a dollar every time I take a shit. And third no one wants to see that horrific seventies pornstache growing like a caterpillar with cerebral palsy zigzagging across your face; you look like you're about to go door to door informing people that you're a registered sex offender who's just moved in next door and would their kids like to come out and was your windowless van for a dollar? Fuck Movember. And November.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“The idea that someone could, or would want to, experience uninterrupted happiness over a period of days, let alone years, is ludicrous. Anyone who feels pleasant and bubbly all the time is either mentally disabled or hooked on crack. Money, on the other hand, is steady. You can spend it, invest it or light a little bit on fire in an intern’s ass. Either way, money gets to sleep over. Money is a resource that makes it easier for you to find your purpose and achieve your goals, not because you are buying happiness, but because you are eliminating the desperation that drains happiness and distracts you from your purpose.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“Retirement isn’t a goal; it’s a sentence.”

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Author:Ari Gold

“Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“If you were to gather all the minutes wasted on insignificant, immaterial yik yak spent throughout the day and add them up, how much misspent time do you think you'd have? One hour? Two hours? Consider the sunk cost on that. It's unacceptable. One minute wasted is one minute too much.”

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Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By