“I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives.” WantRunningOur LivesCryFineHusbandAnd LoveGirlfriendLunchRunning AwayMy Girlfriend Author:Leslie Mann
“President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.” RunningEvilPresidentChinaGirlfriendPresident ObamaVacationDictatorExesPutinEx GirlfriendYour Ex Author:David Letterman