“An interesting thing about New York City is that the subways run through the sewers.” RunningInterestingCitiesNew YorkNew York CityInteresting ThingsSubwaySewers Author:Garrison Keillor
“I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch.” RunningHoursRaceCitiesNew YorkNew York CityMarathonCouchesHamstrings Author:David Letterman
“Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?” WellsRunningCitiesNew YorkTelevisionIllegalNew York CityWeaselsVipersJackalsDingoes Author:David Letterman
“Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. The marathon was won in record time by a Democrat candidate running away from President Obama.” RunningPresidentCitiesRecordsNew YorkDemocratYesterdayCandidatesNew York CityPresident ObamaRunning AwayMarathon Author:Conan O'Brien
“How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed.” LooksRunningFunnyCitiesHappenedNew YorkLondonGentlemanNew York CityOlympicsLadies And GentlemenLondon Olympics Author:David Letterman
“I've definitely run from the cops in the New York City subways.” RunningCitiesNew YorkNew York CityCopSubway Author:Gillian Jacobs