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“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.” HumorScience FictionSatireHumorous QuotesSouthern FictionScience Fiction ThrillersImmaculate DeceptionScience Fiction Comedy Author:Scott B. Pruden
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