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Serge Storms Quotes

“Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.”

Humor Funny Sex Joke Fellatio Tim Dorsey Serge Storms Blow Jobs Corn Dogs

Book:Coconut Cowboy

Source: Coconut Cowboy

“...they grab you off the street without warning, sack over your head and into the back of a van. Variation on tough love, but incredible success rate...”

Love Tough Tough Love Serge Storms

Book:The Riptide Ultra-Glide

Source: The Riptide Ultra-Glide

“Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.”

Religion Heaven Tim Dorsey Serge Storms

Book:Electric Barracuda

Source: Electric Barracuda