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Tim Dorsey Quotes

“Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.”

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Book:Coconut Cowboy

Source: Coconut Cowboy

“That, and the untended mental health problems. We have all these insane armed hobos coming from the Midwest, usually Ohio. Fuck Ohio.”

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Book:Florida Roadkill

Source: Florida Roadkill

“A fallow mind is a field of discontent.”

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Book:Red Right Return

Source: Red Right Return

“You can make a day of any size.”

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Book:Kracker Flats

Source: Kracker Flats

“Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.”

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Book:Electric Barracuda

Source: Electric Barracuda