“When I'm on stage, I'm not me playing me. I'm somebody else doing me. I could never go on stage and be like, "Hey, I'm Mike Tyson. My mother and father was in the sex industry." That's the politically correct way to say it, but I would really say, "My mother and father were pimps and whores. This is my life." I could never do that as Mike Tyson. Because I'd feel sorry for myself. But if I could be objective about it and be somebody else, portraying Mike Tyson, saying this story, then it's easy sailing.” IfsWayFeelsStoriesMotherFatherSexEasyStageGoes OnIndustrySorryObjectivesHeyIf I CouldSailingMikeMother And FatherPolitically CorrectTysonPortrayingDoing MePimp Author:Mike Tyson
“I could do without sex. Don't really like it that much. If I could just feel complete.” IfsFeelsSexIf I CouldFidelity Author:Frederic Raphael
“If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!” IfsPersonsStatesUseYoungSexUnitedUnited StatesBirthQueensEngagedIf I CouldCrownsBirth ControlCondom Author:Joycelyn Elders
“I can’t imagine what it would be like to have sex with a man. To be so intimate with another person. Not to hide anything. I don’t know if I could do that. It would have to be a boy anyway, not a grown man, someone as scared as me.” IfsKnowsMenPersonsI CanWould BeSexBoysImagineScaredIntimateIf I CouldGrown Man Book:The Moth Diaries Source: The Moth Diaries
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.” IfsWould BeSexAnimalIf I CouldPonies Author:Thom Yorke