“In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.” ShouldTwoSexHellLove YouGrewGrew UpAwfulGod LoveDirtySarcasmSarcasticNastyOne You LoveGod Loves You Author:Butch Hancock
“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.” WayLoveLifeInspirationalMotivationalFunnyRomanceSexCommunityMoralCourageSarcasticSense Of HumorAdoption Author:Isaac Asimov
“A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.” FunnyAsksSexComedyWifeFellowsExpensiveSarcasticPsychiatryPsychiatrist Author:Joey Lauren Adams