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“Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And if you take that pretend, faux moral standpoint, you end up with people in public life being completely boring. Like they've had their genitals removed.”

People Ifs Ends Moral Speech Boring Drunk Not Interested Freedom Of Speech Public Life Standpoint Tabloids Invoke Faux Shagging

Author:Jarvis Cocker

“There's nothing worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Physical violence with someone is too much like shagging them. Too much id involved.”

Persons Too Much Violence Involved Violent Physical Violence Shagging

Book:The Acid House

Source: The Acid House

“Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather.”

Hard States Weather Primal Shagging

Book:The Acid House

Source: The Acid House

“How galling to watch someone who looks like you, who basically is you, do all the shagging you didn't get to do.”

Looks Watches Like You Shagging

Author:David Tennant

“I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm not Frank Bough, either. I am getting older and a bit more sensible. I'm not going to be popping up in dungeons every six months. If you catch me preaching fidelity while I am shagging chickens then throw the book at me. Otherwise, leave me alone.”

Ifs Book Mother Bits Months Six Chickens Sensible Frank Preaching Six Months Leaving Me Getting Old Getting Older Fidelity Me Alone Dungeons Leave Me Alone Teresa Popping Catch Me Shagging

Author:Steve Coogan

“A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"”

Said Humor Funny Mines Brother Girlfriend Mates Twins Moustache Shagging

Author:Billy Connolly

“I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.”

Knows Long Humor Funny Stuff Know How Bored Vets Shagging

Author:Frankie Boyle

“When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.”

Thinking Knows Film Next Actors Shagging

Author:Hugh Grant

“In a love scene that's really advantageous because you don't have that horrible moment of: "We don't really know what we're supposed to be doing, we just know we're supposed to be snogging and then shagging." Then the director shouts "action" and it's like: "Should I feel her boobs? I don't want to feel her boobs!"”

Knows Want Feels Should Moments Action Scene Directors Horrible Supposed To Be Should I Shagging Snogging

Author:James McAvoy

“My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.”

Writing Hard Comedy Focus Murder Killing Shoulders Necks Etc Hopeless Doom Shagging

Author:Warren Ellis

“Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was caused by my natural affront to the notion of her as my sister. Since I'll be shagging her tonight, you can imagine how I'd be distressed at the thought of rogering my sibling" "You shmuck! The only thing you'll be shagging tonight is yourself!" "You wanted sincerity, well, luv, I was sincere.”

Wells I Can Wanted Natural Imagine Notion Sorry Tonight Sincere Sincerity Mates My Sister Pardon Sibling Unspeakable Rudeness My Siblings Affront Shagging

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!”

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Author:Jeaniene Frost

“If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both”

Ifs World Hard Done Past Choices Decision Player Missing Yards Thankful Footballer Anfield Shagging

Author:George Best

“I'd never really wanted to have a really 'private' life before. But when somebody starts delving into it and printing details through the tabloids for shagging people you shouldn't have shagged, then that probably made me shy away a bit more from giving too much away.”

People Giving Made Wanted Bits Too Much Details Shy Private Life Printing Tabloids Delving Shagging Giving Too Much

Author:Jarvis Cocker

“I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.”

Eating Drinking Recognition Motivated Racing Eating And Drinking Shagging

Author:David Coulthard

“All songs are about shagging, you can't deny it”

Song Deny Shagging

Author:John Peel

“When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't.”

Real Girl Get Real Shagging

Author:Stephan Jenkins